What is this all about?

What's the difference between Heidegger and Horkheimer?  WTF are dialectical hermeneutics?  If you've ever been in a situation where your lack of fluency in critical theory and trendy philosophers have put you in a social quandary, this blog is for you! The aim here is to do what these theorists themselves never did, KEEP IT SIMPLE, and reduce their ideas to their bare essence, so that you can use them, name-drop them, collect them, trade them in your daily life and interactions for better ease and prosperity!